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A song comprised for my upcoming Choose your Own Adventure Book under the same name.
lyrics
If you could go back in time and,
Change the course of history,
Would you change everything you could?
Or are you unsure of whether or not you would?
Can you feel,
The power at your finger tips?
Taking part,
In a crazy time traveling trip!
You could change the course of history with one slip,
Decide the fate of humans with a single coin flip.
What if I told you,
You could prevent disaster?
On a global scale?
By altering the fate of an Austrian-born German male?
Who will re-commit atrocities if you fail?
Yes, I'm talking about Hitler,
A horrendously evil dictator!
Are you prepared to change the fate,
Of the world's most infamous hater!
Will you divert the course of his career?
Will you make him distracted?
Make sure his ideology is not enacted?
Or simply kick him in his rear?
Whoooooaaaaa,
The choice is up to you!
Killing Hitler With Praise & Fire,
A Time Travel Paradox,
Where you choose what to do!
[big chorus acapella section]
Will you divert the course of his career?
Will you make him distracted?
Make sure his ideology is not enacted?
Or simply kick him in his rear?
Decisions, decisions,
Can I choose them all?
Hell yes!
So many different ways to make Hitler fall!
Multiple read throughs,
You cannot lose,
You can only find,
More awesome ways to be amused!
Educational? Yea!
Inspirational? For sure!
Confrontational? Yes!
Controversial? Of course!
You will laugh,
You will cry,
You might make Hitler die,
Or you can even try,
To make him harmless as a fly!
Choose your own adventure,
You will always remember,
This adventure that you won't forget,
Do you think you can handle it?
Going back in time,
Doing things you've never done before,
Open up the door,
Even if you are unsure!
Time traveling,
To defeat a super evil entity,
It's the most legendary,
Semi-fictional history story,
you'll ever fucking reeeeeeeead!
Reeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaad
Crazed Scientist into well everything, writing a book a the moment, working on game dev, making music, drawing and attempting some animation work, though sadly I don't game very much anymore, no time :(.
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