Realistic DarkWing Duck

by Matthew Hutchins

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Realistic DarkWing Duck

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Lyrics:
When compared to humans,
Ducks are actually very small,
If Darkwing Duck were real,
He would not be nearly as tall.
Ducks can only quack at things,
So rats definitely don't talk to them,
It's hard to be a crime fighter,
When communication is a problem,
A real duck would suck at non-duck things.
Realistic Darkwing Duck!
He's wearing a big hat and can't see shit.
Realistic Darkwing Duck!
He has wings so he can't hold things.
Realistic Darkwing Duck!
They're mostly aquatic birds and don't sleep in beds.
Realistic Darkwing Duck!
They don't wear clothing on their heads.
Darkwing wouldn't have time for crime,
Because he'd be busy raping other ducks,
About one-third of duck sex is forced,
So he would be focused on trying to fuck!
Ducks penises can get really big,
Some are 17 inches long!
They spiral up like the tail of a pig,
Now that's a really freaky dong!
Female ducks keep evolving,
Ways to defend against being raped,
But the male ducks evolve their penises,
To make sure the vaginas stay properly shaped (for their penises).
Ducks kinda sound like the worst crime fighters,
That could ever exist!
Realistic Darkwing Duck!
He's wearing a big hat and can't see shit.
Realistic Darkwing Duck!
He has wings so he can't hold things.
Realistic Darkwing Duck!
They're mostly aquatic birds and don't sleep in beds.
Realistic Darkwing Duck!
They don't wear clothing on their heads.

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released June 4, 2013

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Matthew Hutchins Australia

Crazed Scientist into well everything, writing a book a the moment, working on game dev, making music, drawing and attempting some animation work, though sadly I don't game very much anymore, no time :(.

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