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lyrics
I thought you were my friend,
I thought that you and I were the same.
When we watched Planet Earth,
I had no idea what was going on in your brain.
And I think I know why.
Is it because you never had pets as a child?
Did they make you feel shy?
Did they make you want to get a little wild?
You're a fucking furry and,
there's nothing more I want to say to you.
You participate in yiffing and,
All that I can say to that is, "ew."
Will I ever get my old friend back?
Will you ever stop fantasizing about a fox's ball sack?
I asked you the reason why?
And all you said was, "dude, you should give it a try."
And so I did,
And what do you know?
It wasn't so bad,
After all!
It's all about living out,
A fun fantasy.
It doesn't have to be,
Chasing after that animal pussy!
Just like the Trekkies,
Or people who dress up at Comicon,
Some wish they were those characters,
Others just do it for fun!
It's okay to fantasize,
It's okay to anthropomorphize,
Let them give furry hugs,
What's wrong with a Panda who has some nice jugs?
It's so easy to forget,
That people have a great time doing this shit.
They have fursonas (it's like personas but with fur in it),
Furry communities,
Some people are new to these.
A fair share of furries do it,
for sexual attraction,
But who's to say,
They shouldn't participating in some furry action?
We all have that sexual fetish,
For when all else fails.
Some just need boobs,
But some need boobs and tails.
-solo-
Furries ain't in no hurry,
To appease anybody who done hate their ways.
If you're hatin' on them furries,
An' tryin' ta make 'em worry,
Then I bet ya'll also hate them gays!
Stop all that hatin'!
And just start masturbatin',
To a picture of a sexy vixen,
Or just a fox,
Or a bear cub.
Crazed Scientist into well everything, writing a book a the moment, working on game dev, making music, drawing and attempting some animation work, though sadly I don't game very much anymore, no time :(.
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